I was walking merrily through the woods the other day and encountered a biggfoot. He was sitting on a stump playing checker all alone. I challenged him to a game, and he did not run. He reset the game and i joined in. Now I'm pretty good at the game my self, but he just wiped the floor with me. He wasn't very nice about winning either. He laughed at me then punched me right in the face.Should i feel bad about losing to such a great beast? also He left some hair on my face from the punch, should I turn this in for d.n.a. sampling? Or should I honor that he beat me and let him live out his life in peace?
Losing a game of checkers to Sasquatch a big deal?
take it like a good capitalistic American baby and cash in. Track his *** down and capture that wookie and make a ****load of money. Just dont tell too many people you lost a checker game to an animal. But get his hairy butt on a talk show and clean up.
Losing a game of checkers to Sasquatch a big deal?
Turn the other cheek and take it like a man. Peace, love and understanding.
Losing a game of checkers to Sasquatch a big deal?
He's really improved since I played him last!!!
Losing a game of checkers to Sasquatch a big deal?
I know losing makes anyone a little angry, and the Sasquatch shouldn't have been so mean about it. A simple smile would have sufficed.
Getting a DNA sample probably wouldn't work, it's likely that he isn't in the system anyway.
So, I guess your options are limited to admitting defeat. Unless you want to challenge him to a rematch. But, he might decide to punch you in the face again.
Losing a game of checkers to Sasquatch a big deal?
Without a photograph, you have nothing. Nothing but the knowledge that a man-thingy that lives in the woods without contact to the outside world beat you at a game of wits. I hope the punch didn't sting as badly...
Losing a game of checkers to Sasquatch a big deal?
well yes its a big deal sasqaustch has an IQ 0f like 2 and dude get the lying just doesent work
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